What I received confirms my theory that, “Jim Norton,” is just an alter ego of, Chip Chipperson. Chip is the real man and Norton is just a façade. Chip could not have been more sincere and caring in the video he sent. It was exactly what I asked for, and left me feeling like Chip genuinely put time and effort into creating it. If you are wondering if it is worth it to book Chippah, the answer is, “yes!” Honestly, 100% worth every penny. I cannot emphasize that enough. In fact, my girl’s cooter may never recover.

Im gonna break it down with some slam poetry, Chippa brought his A-game, believe me when I tell you it wasn’t lame, it’s money well spent you should do the same. Chippy kay a futha muckas!!!

Chip went above and beyond to be kind and courteous in wishing me a happy birthday, even after he found out I was a Jim Norton fan. Thank you Chip. I'm now going to go get fuckin zooted. -Nicholas