What!? No double penetration! I’m still giving you 5 stars cus you successfully embarrassed me (in your own “unique” way) as Kevin requested. l DEFINITELY got a unexpected Birthday surprise. Kevin laughed his ass off when I played it for him. You mispronounced my name, but so did Kevin for the first couple of months we dated. And I won’t mention that part about your brother. Satchel delivers SP fans a fantastic custom song every time that’s worth more than what Cameo charges. Tip well, all! It’s worth every cent❤️

It’s Satchel, from the mighty Steel Panther!?!? How can it be any less than 5 stars!? This is my 2nd Cameo from Russ & the effort he puts into each one is SO obvious-you really feel like you’re getting your money’s worth-he clearly takes these very seriously and puts more effort into his Cameos than any person I’ve ever heard of. Smart man Russ! If I could do this I wouldn’t do anything else.) Many people just talk for a few minutes and they’re done, Russ really puts in the time! DO IT! You won’t be disappointed!

Dude you nailed it. I needed an anthem to get me up on weekday mornings, something to motivate me to deal with the monotony of the rat race, to awaken my inner rock star and you delivered! Well done sir, you are an inspiration and a credit to man card holders everywhere! When I listen to this song each morning, I will great the day with gusto, I will fear no manager, I will take out the trash not because she said so, but because it’s just rank and smelly, and the dogs will get in it if I dont.