He’s a Hellcat, the true mayor of Massachusetts. There’s only one man to have on your side when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, the pillars of heaven shake and the dinosaurs come back in their giant mothership. There’s only one true savior of the Boston music scene. A man so powerful he can gaze into the eye of the storm and make it blink first. A man so mighty he came redirect asteroids with a single ‘ooh wah ah ah ah.’ A man worth 10 Gene Levanchy’s. Robby Roadsteamer.

Robby delivered a top-quality video on time, with all the energy and hilarity we expected. Can’t recommend him highly enough.

Robby crushed it. We needed to roast my buddy for complaining about a relatively minor injury, and we ended up with jokes and catchphrases were going to all be using for years.