Mark Radcliffe, you hero! You made my partners day, possibly his year. I only sent you a tiny bit of info (cycling etc) and you created a brilliant, funny, rambling message that was weirdly spot on. Clickety clackety shoes across the cake shop, ha ha, exactly right. And a good result for Scotland on Friday! Craig is a Scot brought up in Lancashire now living back in Scotland, riddle me that for who to support. Thank you thank you, felt like you were in our kitchen having a chat.

You wonderful man Mark, thank you. Very much had the desired effect of cheering my wife up, she was absolutely delighted and says thank you, spirits hugely raised. I mean I only gave a little information and you did so much with it. Hope the new phone works OK.