TY, MALCOLM! We were blown away! The turn-around time was 10-minutes? We understand the cod burnout, too! We'd love to work with you someday soon. We have a vampire series premiering this month. We will be in Ireland with Dacre Stoker in November if you can get out of Newfoundland. Thank you for understanding us and telling us about Son of a Critch! GREAT COMEDY! My wife, Julia, is a New Jersey Filipina and we could identify with the jokes! Also, I grew up with my Granddad. TY, GUIGNOLFEST.COM

I left a review as soon as I got it, but I have to leave another one now my dad's seen it. This really made his birthday. I appreciate greatly how Malcolm said more than what was asked to show he genuinely cares about who he's addressing and takes genuine interest in their life. Someone came knocking at his trailer as he was speaking and he still patiently took the time to wrap things up. Couldn't thank you enough Malcolm!

Dear Mr. McDowell – I cannot tell you how utterly delighted and surprised I was by your warm birthday wishes to me yesterday. My friends were highly amused and impressed. I was very happy to hear that you are hard at work on “Son of a Critch,” which we are now promoting to all our compatriots. Btw. My Italian meal was insanely good. :) Thank you again for brightening my birthday. I hope that when yours comes around, you can say that it was just as perfect!   Warm alohas, Melonie Magruder