Dear Mr. McDowell – I cannot tell you how utterly delighted and surprised I was by your warm birthday wishes to me yesterday. My friends were highly amused and impressed. I was very happy to hear that you are hard at work on “Son of a Critch,” which we are now promoting to all our compatriots. Btw. My Italian meal was insanely good. :) Thank you again for brightening my birthday. I hope that when yours comes around, you can say that it was just as perfect!   Warm alohas, Melonie Magruder

TY, MALCOLM! We were blown away! The turn-around time was 10-minutes? We understand the cod burnout, too! We'd love to work with you someday soon. We have a vampire series premiering this month. We will be in Ireland with Dacre Stoker in November if you can get out of Newfoundland. Thank you for understanding us and telling us about Son of a Critch! GREAT COMEDY! My wife, Julia, is a New Jersey Filipina and we could identify with the jokes! Also, I grew up with my Granddad. TY, GUIGNOLFEST.COM

Thanks to Malcolm so much for the sincere video and the timely fashion he sent it in. A true class act! We used his message to intro our PowerPoint party and it was a hit. Silly, but I worried that 250 characters isn’t enough to convey POLITE requests- I had to delete a “please” and a “thank you” to get under the requirement. Making up for that with this honest review. Malcom! Congrats on the re-edit of Caligula! What a crazy experience! Looking forward to watching it!