My dearest CHRISTEENE... that was hands down the best birthday present that I have ever received in my entire MEMORY (which is terrible but what difference does that make?!) Your timing, delivery, and sage words blew my mind and titillated my very (...) soul. Thank you for the generous heaping of time and creative energy that you dedicated to this rank stranger, and adoring fan. I will definitely come say hi at a show, whenever this wretched world allows it, and would love to raise a pickle jar of vodka together. Oh also, I don't think you are charging nearly enough money for the brilliant personalized art you are delivering in these "Cameos"-- how can I send you some more? Where's the damn tip button?? Srsly, please let me know. You made my bday. Might have even made my whole dang year... Grazie, bella!

Christeene! Cheese man Everett loooooooved his Father’s Day wishes so damn much! Thank you from the bottom of both our hearts for your hilarious, sweet video because it made our day! You’re the best! BTW our son Hendrik is real and is not made of cheese! Wish he were sometimes when I’m hungry and impatient. 😂 We can’t wait to come see a show of yours some day soon and hopefully say hi with a piece of fancy truffle cheese!