This cameo reeks of piss and shit and for some reason the celebrity let a random trashed out hooker do the video. Definitely something you smell before you see. Wow, what amazing length.. And those shady comments were personal enough to actually make me feel bad about myself 😚 Thank you soooooo much, you don’t know how special this is going to be.

My dearest CHRISTEENE... that was hands down the best birthday present that I have ever received in my entire MEMORY (which is terrible but what difference does that make?!) Your timing, delivery, and sage words blew my mind and titillated my very (...) soul. Thank you for the generous heaping of time and creative energy that you dedicated to this rank stranger, and adoring fan. I will definitely come say hi at a show, whenever this wretched world allows it, and would love to raise a pickle jar of vodka together. Oh also, I don't think you are charging nearly enough money for the brilliant personalized art you are delivering in these "Cameos"-- how can I send you some more? Where's the damn tip button?? Srsly, please let me know. You made my bday. Might have even made my whole dang year... Grazie, bella!